John Donne
Was a dirty old man
Who likened fondling and seduction
To New World exploration
John Milton
Was a glutton for Stilton
Nightmares from cheese on toast
Resulted in Paradise Lost
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Couldn’t stop frowning
Like many lady Victorians
She was hooked on laudanum
© Kim M. Russell, 2016
My response to dVerse Poets Pub Form For All; the Clerihew
Gayle from Bodhirose’s Blog is our host this evening for Form-For-All/Meeting the Bar and she has invited us to play with humour and couplets in a form called a Clerihew: comic verse on biographical topics consisting of two couplets and a specific rhyming scheme of aabb that was invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley, an English novelist and humorist. The poem deals with a person or character in the first line. In most cases, the first line names a celebrity or well-known person and the second line rhymes with the name of the person.
Here are two of the more popular Clerihew that Bentley wrote as examples:
Sir Humphrey Davy
Abominated gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium.
Sir Christopher Wren
Said, “I am going to dine with some men.
If anyone calls
Say I am designing St. Paul’s.”
I liked the one about Milton the best.
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Me too!
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I read your first one with a Jamaican accent in my head so that Donne rhymed perfectly with man. 😉 These are all quite good.
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Thank you, Linda!
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You got into the belly of these three characters, Kim, maybe your workshop got you all fired up! Excellent, thank you for joining in and before morning too!
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Thanks Gayle. I’m back from the hospital and my eyes are just beginning to get back to normal again. Luckily I don’t have to go back. I just have to use the Amsler grid to make sure nothing untoward is happening.
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Glad to hear the update on your eyes, Kim. My father had that problem with his eyes also. I hope all holds steady with your eyesight. xo
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Thank you, Gayle 💌😎
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Thank you for these three creatively done, Clerihew! 😀
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Thank you for reading!
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you nailed it!
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Thanks for reading, Candy!
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Ha, I have thought about Stilton being hell… The Milton one is brilliant.
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Thanks Bjorn!
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Stranger things than nightmares from cheese and toast have inspired some great literature. Great write!
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Thanks Bryan!
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Ha! This made me laugh out loud:
“Nightmares from cheese on toast
Resulted in Paradise Lost”
HILARIOUS to think we got a classic that way! Love it!
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Well that’s how some of my poems are conceived 😄
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Wonderful, especially the last one! ❤
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Thank you!
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You really got into the limerick mode, & the results are great fun. Clerihews feel/sound/look a lot like limericks to me. I applaud your almost rhyming, pushing us outside the conventional.
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Thanks Glenn!
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Very, very well done!
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Thank you!
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Superb bits told in clerihew, Kim!
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Thanks Walt!
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A delightful way to be reminded of some literary history/myth?
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Thank you, Nan!
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Ha! I really enjoyed studying Book IX of John Milton’s Paradise Lost in high school, but then I was also studying Wordsworth at the time, and I reeeeally couldn’t get along with that!
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🙂
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Fantastic literary sacrilege !
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Love love the last two! Great literary clerihews!
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Thanks Lillian!
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